Cedar Rock Staff's Disfunctional Family Reunion  

Mama-T's "Prone-to-fighting" Tennis Pro (Allison) 

Mother-in-law's Swedish "boy-toy" Swen (Julie) 

Uncle Sigmund (Katie) and Hair-dressing cousin (Kelly) with Rock Star sister 

The Good Reverend Billy and his Evangelical following (Calvin, Billy, Alex, Matt) 

Aunt Maude (Chris)  

Rock Star sister (Nikki) 

Hippy consin (Devlyn) 

Grandma and Grandpa...still partying hard.  

Hank (Me) and Hellen (Ayendae): The slutty, inter-racial, fraternal twin consins with one of Reverend Billy's Evangelical followers.